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city in the clouds

9 Sep

Now that I’m back in the swing of school in Texas, I feel very far away from my two summer homes, Delhi and Mussoorie. I feel like writing this will bring me back there for a few minutes at least.

My first glimpse of the small town came after an overnight bus ride from Delhi. In nearby Dehradun, a big city at the bottom of the hills, I caught a shared taxi with other travelers up into the town. For almost an hour we drove on a winding, narrow (but still two-way) road up into the mountains. Everything I could see from the window was green and wet and beautiful.

Eventually we reached something that looked more like India—a busy little bazaar, with hotels and restaurants lining the streets. The taxi driver pulled over and we all climbed out onto what I later came to know was called Mall Road. After taking a few steps away from the taxi and realizing that I had no idea whatsoever where I was going, I went back to the driver and asked him for directions to Sister’s Bazaar, the only “address” that my guesthouse had provided. Eventually, he drove me another two or three kilometers up the hill, charged me a rate that was proportionally ridiculous compared to the drive from Dehradun, and took my picture with his cell phone. Probably just a little reminder of the person he ripped off the most in his taxi-driving career.

After a long nap and a day of rain spent trapped inside, I ventured into the great outdoors. Mussoorie is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. It is remote and green and on clear days you can see the snow-capped Himalayas to the north and Dehradun to the south. Most days, however, are not clear, and when you step outside you find yourself literally inside of a cloud. This makes for some amazing and unearthly views too, seeing the town below emerging out of a cloud almost as if the whole town were floating in the sky.


The Himalayas


Mussoorie, “queen of the hills”

The whole purpose of my venture into the clouds of northern India was language study. Although there are language schools I could have attended in Delhi, I wanted to experience more of the subcontinent and the Landour Language School (where I studied), was recommended by the Fulbright program, the University of Texas, and countless posters in an India forum I found online. So I made my reservation and began taking twenty hours per week of Hindi lessons. Within the first week I had learned the entire alphabet and was able to write small sentences. By the time I left four weeks later, I was able to converse with my teachers about such topics as the behavior of rabid dogs and the plotlines of newly released Bollywood movies.


Many hours of my summer were spent here

Finally, the people in Mussoorie were really what made my experience. There was Joshi-ji, one of my teachers, who would say “I mean” at least one time in every sentence—“the monkeys, I mean, they came into my house too, I mean.” And there were the other students, such as an Oxford graduate student studying Indian economic history, an Australian law student rediscovering her Indian roots, five exchange students from Brown University whom I met up with in Delhi to visit the International Museum of Toilets (that’s another story), my Swedish roommate who was so good at Hindi that he was reading the Harry Potter series, and the large number of American missionaries with even larger numbers of children. And then there were the locals… The little kid who sold me fruit in the mornings and on the last day gave me free plums and a hug, the Sikh guy who lived next door and taught me how to dance bhangra as well as procured our somewhat sketchy 4th of July fireworks, our cook Seema and her family, the guy from Washington state who lives in Mussoorie with his dog and is working on opening a brewery there, and a very special someone with a wonderful smile.   


Me and Antonia, my lovely British friend/roommate


I will go to Mussoorie again. I know I say that about everywhere I go, but I’m always serious. I’ve never been to such a beautiful and peaceful place (minus the wildlife). I might study there again too, but mostly I just want to make the drive from Dehradun and to see that little town rising out of the clouds again.


River of clouds


Goodnight Mussoorie

monkeys in the kitchen

13 Aug

This is the story you’ve all been waiting for. I apologize for the fact that monkeys were in my kitchen almost two months ago and most of you are only now hearing the story. However, in those almost two months, I told this story many, many times, both in English and in Hindi, so I hope that I have perfected its telling.

First, let me set the scene: it is 6 AM on a Saturday morning in Mussoorie, a small town in northern India nestled in the foothills of the Himalayas. I, a student at the Landour Language School, am deep into the REM cycle, as is any good student on a Saturday morning. And this is where it all starts…

I am awakened from my glorious weekend sleep by a loud knock on the door. I groan loudly to let my uninvited guest know that I am alive but very unhappy at this early morning intrusion. From the other side of the door, I hear a familiar voice saying, “Audrey?”

Raju. Of course. I groan again. The South Indian rubber plantation manager who was also studying Hindi at my language school. His awkwardness was notorious, and it was not at all out of character for him to come to my guesthouse and wake me up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday morning to re-confirm a pre-confirmed plan to visit a temple on a hill in a neighboring village with a few mutual friends later on in the day. Without leaving my bed, I tell him that yes I am still coming, no I haven’t changed my decision since yesterday when you saw me in the bazaar, yes I am still sleeping, yes I would like to sleep some more so I will talk to you later. Finally he leaves, and I close my eyes and snuggle back into bed, where I am only able to fall into a half-sleep.

Fifteen minutes later, my half-sleep becomes a not-at-all-sleep when I hear a crashing noise coming from the kitchen. I assume that it is Seema, the tiny, happy Indian woman who cooks breakfast. But after a few seconds pass, I realize that this is not the case, unless Seema has taken to making screeching sounds and using pans as percussive instruments. My hazy, still-sleepy mind is forced to come to terms with the hard truth: that there are monkeys in my kitchen. Raju had not locked the door when he left and the furry little troublemakers seized the opportunity to wreak havoc in the kitchen of the guesthouse.

For a minute I consider going back to sleep, pretending I heard nothing, and avoiding the problem entirely. But I climb out of bed and creep to my door, pressing an ear against it. Yep, definitely monkeys. Up until this point, I have gone out of my way to not have monkey stories or any interaction with them at all, because they scare me with their sharp teeth and people-ish faces and the fact that they have hands. Now it seems that I have no choice but to wage an epic battle against them, except for one small problem– the door to my room is located between the front door of the guesthouse (i.e. the only exit) and the monkey-infested kitchen. If I come out of my room, I will be leaving an unknown number of monkeys cornered with no way out except through me. Also, I will be weaponless, as I have no objects in my room with which I would be able to fend off monkeys.

Again considering climbing back into bed and deferring this responsibility to someone else, I turn and walk across my room to the wall opposite from the door. On the other side of this wall lived Henrik, a Swedish language school veteran who had lived/studied in Mussoorie since February. He had had his fair share of monkey encounters, most recently being a cheeky monkey stealing an entire jar of Nutella right from his windowsill. Forgetting basic grammar rules of subject-verb agreement in the excitement of the situation, I bang on his wall and shout, “Henrik, there’s monkeys in the kitchen!” Through the wall, I hear a sleepy and confused, “What?”

Eventually, Henrik the fierce Viking warrior gets out of bed and saves the day using a cricket bat and projectile tennis shoes. From my room I can hear the screeches of frightened monkeys running down the stairs and eventually fading into the outside world where they belong. I open my door (camera in hand, of course) to survey the crime scene that is my kitchen.

The monkeys had dusted their own prints using most of a bag of white flour.

The monkeys had dusted their own prints using most of a bag of white flour.

The rest of that bag of flour is carried to the roof across from my window, where the monkeys continue to chow down.

The rest of that bag of flour is carried to the roof across from my window, where the monkeys continue to chow down.

The monkeys faces are all covered in flour, causing them to appear to be abusers of some illegal substance.

The monkeys faces are all covered in flour, causing them to appear to be abusers of some illegal substance.

However, the day has not been completely saved. This is the final scene of the scary movie when you think everything is going to be okay until something pops out at you right at the last minute. The door leading outside had a hand-sized hole so that a human could lock and unlock the door from both the inside and outside. Now that the monkeys were aware that we were in possession of delicious white flour, they wanted nothing more than a way in. And when you’re a small hungry monkey, a hand-sized hole is a small obstacle in the quest for food. So be warned, bags of white flour in the kitchens of Mussoorie. You think you are safe in the kitchen? Think again. Somebody’s watching you.

The End...

The End…

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good people

13 Jul

“Duniya me, kharab logue hain.” My limited Hindi caused this statement to come out much more profoundly than I had intended, translating as “in the world, there are bad people.” The non-English-speaking travel agent in Dehradun, who had initiated our conversation prior to my departure in the mostly-male overnight bus to Delhi, nodded to acknowledge my point. But then he smiled, looked me right in the eyes, and very earnestly said something that I will remember forever– “Lekin bahut bhi acche logue hain!” Then he started singing an Enrique Iglesias song.

I still smile when I think about what he said… “But there are also many good people!” Yes, Javed the travel agent, you are right.

I have had very limited internet access for the past few weeks, and I don’t see that changing much before my return to the states in August. I am writing down all my stories and will post them when I come home. Until then, don’t give up on me. I’m having a wonderful time out here making memories with some of the good people of the world.


10 Feb

Tomorrow I will have been in South Africa for a week, so it’s about time for a post about my new home. But first I want to write a little more about India. On Friday, my last day in the country, I woke up early and went to do a little tourist stuff around the city. I saw the Lotus Temple, which I had never even heard of before last week, and I was very impressed.

I also saw the India Gate and a few of the Indian government buildings up close. The India Gate is a monument dedicated to all the Indian soldiers who lost their lives in combat.


me in front of the India Gate

Then I came back to the place I was living so I could spend a few last hours with my Indian family, and then my best friends Urvashi and Amit came and brought me to the airport. Saying goodbye was so difficult for me, because I have no idea when I will be able to go back to India, and I love it there so much. I could even see myself living there someday. The people are wonderful, the culture is so rich, I love the Hindi language and also the fact that there are so many other Indian languages, and of course the food is amazing.

Coming to South Africa straight from India has given me quite a bit of culture shock. I think part of it comes from the fact that I wasn’t ready to leave India yet and I had kind of already adjusted to that culture. I had been going to Hindi church services and eating spicy food and taking bucket showers and I was part of a family there. Then I came to Grahamstown, a teeny tiny city where everyone speaks English and I can eat hamburgers and take real showers, and now I’m once again an independent college student. South Africa is a really beautiful country, and there is definitely a lot of culture here, but I really do miss India.

One of the first experiences I had in South Africa was the two-hour bus ride with other international and first year students from the nearest airport, in Port Elizabeth, to Rhodes. It was crazy looking out the window—there were beautiful mountains and everything was so green. Another thing is that I barely saw any houses or people, and we only passed a few cars on the road. This was a huge change from India. While there were no people, I did see some zebras, rhinoceroses, and giraffes on the drive. Looking out the bus window at the crazy animals and the scenery, I kind of felt like I was in Jurassic Park or something.

After arriving at Rhodes, I met some more of the exchange students and many first-years. We’ve all been going through orientation this week, signing up for classes and touring the library and going to a million different information sessions. The food here is mediocre at best and has no flavor (but to be fair, all I’ve had so far is dorm food), so that’s taking some adjustment.

Basically I like it here. The people are super nice, it’s beautiful here, and there’s a lot of culture and diversity (walking around campus, I can hear people speaking Afrikaans, Xhosa, Zulu, and who knows what other languages).

This is most of Grahamstown, taken from the top of a hill.

On Monday I will start school. I’ll be taking two linguistics classes, Xhosa (an African language with the clicks), and ethnomusicology. I also plan on joining a few organizations and maybe doing some volunteer work. I’m excited about being in a new place, learning new things and meeting new people, but honestly I’m still feeling a little depressed about leaving India.

p.s. I will put up more pictures of Africa in the next few days, as soon as I take them. I’m really bad about taking pictures, but I’ll work on it.


1 Feb

One of the best things about traveling to other countries is fruit. Foreign food in general is a great thing to experience, but we can find Indian food or Ethiopian food in the US if we really want to. Foreign fruit, however, is something that can only be truly experienced in another country. Last summer I discovered lychee and mangoes, and I believe that the Indian mango industry suffered significant losses when I came back to the states. During the winter, not many fruits are in season, but I have rediscovered the banana. I have already said that I’m living with a South Indian family. Well, about two weeks ago, a box came from their relatives in Tamil Nadu (a state in the south) and it was filled with food—pomegranates, small bananas, coconuts, and South Indian snacks. I never ate bananas back home because they would always make my mouth and throat itch but they offered me one of the little bananas and I thought I might as well give it a go. I am now a banana addict.

Chikoo is another fruit I have recently found. It looks kind of like a kiwi, but it’s not fuzzy, and the inside is a dark yellowish-orange color. You have to squeeze it until it pops open before you can eat it. It’s not very juicy, and the texture is maybe even grainy, but the taste is so sweet and amazing and unlike anything I’ve tried before.


I went to the movies for the first time in India last night. When I first walked in the door, there was a lady who went through everything in my purse to make sure I didn’t have any candy or recording equipment. Then my friend and I went to our seats, D-14 and D-15. I really like the fact that Indian theaters assign specific seats, because it takes care of that annoying “where do you want to sit? I don’t care, where do you want to sit?” problem where no one can ever make a decision. The movie I saw was Agneepath, starring Hrithik Roshan, which is basically the new “it” movie of Bollywood right now. It’s a violent action thriller about revenge, but still it obeys the unwritten Bollywood law with a minimum of five singing/dancing scenes.

So one of my life goals is to go to an Indian wedding. Last summer, I was invited to two weddings but missed them both by less than a week because I ended up having to come home early. This time, I was invited to two more weddings, both in mid-February. I’m leaving India in two days. Not cool. It really is looking like the only way I’ll ever be able to go to an Indian wedding is to have one of my own.

Blogging this month has been very difficult, considering the fact that I have had no Internet access for almost two weeks. I’m sure my parents are freaking out about not hearing from me, and I want to publicly apologize for not emailing as much as I said I would. In two days, I’ll be on my way to South Africa, and I’ll hopefully be a little more technological there.

Even though I’m excited to go to a new place, I’m really going to miss India—the people, the language, the food, the culture, everything. I will definitely come back to Delhi someday, hopefully sooner rather than later, and I will miss all my friends and the family that has basically adopted me while I’ve been here. This month has gone by way too fast and I wish I could stay, but I know that for now, it’s time to move on. See you in Africa!

variations on a name

19 Jan

This is a word of warning to any other Audreys who may be reading this: if you are planning to become a world traveler, it may be in your best interest to change your name before you leave home. I have come to the conclusion that the majority of people in the world are unable to pronounce the name ‘Audrey’. The kids have the best versions– one little girl in my English class calls me “Ordinary didi” and to the little kid of the family I live with, I am “Eddy didi”. “Didi” is a Hindi word that means “older sister” and all the kids call me that. When I’m teaching English to adults, I’m just “ma’am” and other than that I’m only Audrey. Or Audey. Or Otree. Or Ahji.

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m living with a South Indian family. Delhi is in northern India, and Hindi is the main language here. In south India there are many different languages (Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam, etc.) The native language of this family is Tamil, which means that in the past few weeks I have become somewhat familiar with Tamil movies and TV shows. And they’re all pretty much awful. The TV shows (all soap operas) are the worst, because there is hardly any action. One of the characters will say something and then dramatic music will play, and then there will be a five second close-up of the facial expressions of each of the main characters– one may be staring off in stunned silence, another may have a tear running down his/her cheek, and yet another may be trying to still a trembling jaw and hold off tears. Tamil movies are also basically ridiculous. They’re just as long as Bollywood movies (around three hours each) and every one has long, drawn out fight scenes in which the hero is ridiculously outnumbered (twelve to one is a common ratio), but the attackers are considerate and only fight the hero one at a time. And every man has a mustache. Here’s a link to a scene from the Tamil version Singham, one of the movies I recently watched. 

My internet accessibility hasn’t been very regular here in the village… When I say “village,” I still mean New Delhi. Shahabad Mohammad Pur is a tiny area of New Delhi, and I would by no means call my lifestyle urban– I take bucket showers, the house I’m staying in has no central heat/air, no microwave, etc. A real village would be way more primitive though, and far away from the rest of civilization, whereas I’m only a five minute motorcycle ride from the metro station.

Final thought: teaching English is probably the most satisfying thing I’ve ever done. To connect and build relationships with the students and laugh with them and see them start to become braver in asking questions and to be excited with them when the sound that comes out of their mouth is the one they were going for is just a great thing that I can’t really even describe. I believe that everyone should volunteer to teach English at some point. It doesn’t have to be in India, or even in another country– people are trying to learn English everywhere. The feeling that comes from helping someone to learn something that can alter the course of his or her life is a crazy awesome thing, and I love what I’m doing.

Life is good.


8 Jan

1)   Most people have socks that you can wear with flip flops. Like one toe and then the other four are all together.

2)   If ever again I am asked the question, “Audrey, do you like goat’s liver and lung?” I can reply with “heck yes I do!”

3)   Technically, it’s less cold here than in America, but there’s no central heat so it feels way colder… at first I thought it was cute how bundled up everyone is, but now I’m wearing hoodies/scarves/thick socks too.

4)   The shower warming thing is an accident waiting to happen. It consists of a metal coil (which kind of looks like a lightbulb) that is stuck down into a bucket of water. A flyswatter or stick lies across the top of the bucket and this little apparatus hooks onto it to keep the coil suspended in the water. Once it’s turned on, it sends electricity through the water until it gradually heats up and starts steaming. After about twenty minutes you have a scalding bucket of water for your bucket shower!

Heating water... in style. Not really, we just lost the stick.

5)   Even though I am now the master of the squatty potty, I still think American toilets are a better idea.

6)   There are a lot of children in India. I somehow became an English teacher to kids on the weekdays during their winter vacation and millions of them come every day, out of nowhere! Also, every single one of them is adorable. And they all believe I can speak Hindi. When in actuality I hardly speak any at all.


spreading my wings

28 May

Every time I go outside, I feel like I just stepped out of  one of the Twilight movies. My sweat causes me to glisten (“sparkle,” one might say), and I have an unquenchable thirst. And I’m super pale compared to everyone here. And everyone stares at me. I have a newfound sense of compassion for celebrities and vampires.

So… A lot has happened since last time I wrote. An Indian guy has professed his love to me, but he couldn’t speak English and didn’t understand that my “I’ve only known you for a week” was just a nice way of saying “no.” Then later I think I offended him when I asked if he was mad, because in India, mad doesn’t mean mad, it means crazy. I’m still learning.

Today was my first solo metro experience. I was dropped off at Dwarka Mor station and someone was coming to pick me up at Dwarka Sector 8 station (only a few stations down). It seemed like it would be a pretty hard job to have any problems getting from A to B… I managed it. I bought my token and got on the metro (in the women’s car, which is really nice) and we went one station down. Then the train went backwards. I got off at the same station I started from, very confused and now on the wrong side of the tracks. After briefly considering jumping across and then deciding that the risk of death was a bit too high, I found my way back around and got on the same train again. This time it went where I wanted to go, and I was picked up from the final station on a motorcycle (which I had sworn to myself that I would never ride again).

So I found out that Indians have been ridiculously overcharging me for everything. I’ve been paying 600 rupees (about ten dollars) for an hour-long taxi ride, which seemed reasonable to me, seeing as it would be more than triple that in the states. But today the Indian man I’m going to be teaching English with found an auto rickshaw that would take me on the same drive for 180 rupees (less than four dollars). I’ve been overcharged by 300%. And in the market where we were supposed to bargain, everything suddenly becomes “fixed price, fixed price.” I guess I’m just a walking dollar sign to them since I’m obviously a foreigner. But even though they are taking advantage of me being naive, I feel so bad only paying four dollars to the taxi driver when they’ve taken me so far, or buying a scarf for just three dollars.

Okay, so my plans for the summer have been made. I will be teaching English to adults at a language school on the edge of Delhi, close to the IT hub in a bordering city. Tomorrow I’m moving into the school, and that’s where I’ll stay (for the most part) for the rest of the summer. I’m excited for the teaching, but there are a few things I’m a little worried about. Like the no air conditioning thing. And I’m going to have to cook my own meals on a gas stove most of the time since there are no nearby restaurants in that part of Delhi. And the fact that the bathroom doesn’t have a shower– I’m gonna have to use a bucket. I actually took my first bucket shower today and it wasn’t terrible but for someone who used to take hot 30-minute showers back home, it’s definitely an adjustment. But there’s a real toilet in the bathroom. And it’s a beautiful thing.

one of our friendly neighborhood lizards (he eats bugs so we like him)

the view from my window. this will change soon though

blank slate

23 May

It’s become a recurring trend that I find myself saying, ‘what was I thinking?’ But this always happens when it’s too late. Like when the food is already in my mouth. Or when I’m hanging on for dear life on the back of a motorcycle flying down Indian dirt roads.

The other day at the hotel they gave us fruit salad at breakfast. Note to any future travelers to India: if you ever get a craving for fruit salad, make sure you specify to whomever is making it that you would prefer it to be unsalted. Unless salty fruit is your thing. Just throwing that out there. And is there really a way to say no when someone asks, “are you okay riding on a motorcycle?” That was my first time to ever ride on a motorcycle in my life, and India may not have been the best place for my first ride. It was an adrenaline rush to say the least.

On Saturday we went to Agra to see the Taj Majal. Agra is a four hour drive from Delhi. We rented an AC car (definitely worth the extra money) and squeezed into it. Squeezing into cars has become a pretty common thing for me. Everyone in India squeezes into cars. Like it’s ridiculous how many people can fit into one auto rickshaw, which looks like it could only comfortably hold two people. On one of my first days there, when I was a newb, I expressed some doubt about how seven people and five suitcases were going to fit into a car with five seats. I was then told, “this is India. Anything is possible.” True dat.

Back to the Taj Mahal. Agra is one of the hottest cities in India, and it was somewhere around 12o degrees when we were there. And as soon as you step out of the car, you’re barraged by people trying to sell you things or to be your tour guide. We rented a little horse cart to get away from them, but they chased us. One little boy sprinted after us for like half a mile trying to sell snow globe keychains. He was so out of breath, and I felt so sorry for him that I ended up buying twelve of them for 100 rupees total (about two dollars). So if anyone would like a cheap plastic Taj Mahal snow globe key chain, I can hook you up.

It probably took about ten minutes to see the Taj Mahal. It was actually pretty boring, which was disappointing to me because I had really been looking forward to it. But the Red Fort was amazing. It’s an old castle pretty close to the Taj Mahal, and it’s way cooler. If you’re ever in Agra, go see that instead. One of the girls in our group had blonde hair. She was pretty much a celebrity. People were constantly asking her to take pictures with them and to hold their babies. Being white gets you stared at here in India, but being blonde gets you majorly creeped on.

The rest of my Waco group flew out last night, and I’m all moved into the apartment I’m staying at this summer with two other girls, leaving me to begin my unplanned summer. I still have no idea what I’m gonna be doing. My philosophy is this– if you don’t have any plans, your plans can never be ruined. I’ll just see where the summer takes me. I know for sure that I’m going back to Dwarka, the section of Delhi I’ve been in for the past week, to help the school I’ve been working with as it gets ready for a carnival garage sale thing on Saturday. But that’s the only thing about this summer that resembles a plan. No worries though, I have lots of options and I’m looking forward to exploring them.

theek hai

16 May

I’ve been here two days now, which is pretty much nothing, but I’m starting to get over the sensory overload a little bit. I still haven’t taken any pictures because I really don’t know what to take a picture of… There’s dirt everywhere. And trash. And Indians of course. Lots of them. I saw my first Indian cows on the way to church yesterday, just chillin’ on the side of the road. And the smell is really not bad here most of the time, but I have to hold my breath every time we drive over a bridge (which I normally do anyway because someone told me that if you hold your breath when you go over bridges you’ll get a boyfriend haha).

For the past few days I’ve been staying with a woman named Geeta and her family. Mostly I’ve been eating (the food here is epic), sleeping, and getting over my jet lag, which I wasn’t expecting to have because I don’t have a normal sleep pattern anyway. We would all sit in the same room and turn on the air conditioning, and everyone would begin talking in Hindi. I had no idea what was going on, ever. One time they were all talking, and the only thing they said in English was “open relationship,” which was repeated several times over the course of the discussion. I still don’t know what they were talking about.

Today the rest of the group got here, three other Americans from my church (another woman was supposed to come but she got sick and couldn’t make it), and we moved into a hotel for the week. I was so glad to be around people that only speak English. I’ve been feeling linguistically isolated these past few days, because literally everyone is bilingual here, and Hindi is the language everyone naturally gravitates toward. I’m learning a pretty good bit of Hindi, and the phrase I hear most is “theek hai” (pronounced “tee-kay”). This means “it’s okay.” I hear it in almost every conversation. Another important word is “paani.” This means “water.” Every time I think I’m about to have a heat stroke and I hear someone say “paani,” it’s like the little angels start singing and the girl bringing the glasses of water becomes the most beautiful person I have ever seen.

Also, I don’t understand how they drink hot chai when it’s 110 degrees outside on average. And why the women would wear pants and long sleeves and scarves. It just doesn’t seem logical, but that’s just me. Not everyone dresses that way, but it’s common.

And I’ve had a few awkward situations with the toilets here… When I say toilets I really mean holes in the concrete ground of the bathroom. Will someone please tell me how those work??

And I really feel like I need to reiterate how terrifying it is to drive in India. If ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ was still running, I would have an idea for one of those stupid jokes Drew Carey used to make at the beginning–“welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, a show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points are like the lines on the road in India.” The other day, we passed a sign and Amit told me “oh, that means it’s a two way street but there’s no middle line.” Umm what?